Welcome to The Opportunistic Traveler!  Shake your head as I stumble my way around the globe, burning through points and miles with reckless abandon (and probably a few questionable decisions).  Looking for expert advice?  You're in the wrong place.

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But if you’re into dodgy grammar, shoddy sentence structure, sarcasm to mask deep insecurities, and tales of travel fiascos, you just may be in the right place.